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What the hell is Tila Army??

Tila Army is that new thing everyone and Tila Tequila are tweeting about.

On Facebook: “”TILA’S ARMY” was created by Tila Tequila and her TOP FANS… This organization was designed to help the fight against “haters”, and to help promote upcoming musicians, models, singers, actress’s, charities & to help those who have dreams!”

I found it annoying because I couldn’t see any other tweets anymore, but joining will have it’s benefits. Selected benefits:

#TilaArmy will put Hitler’s Army to shame…except we will use our power for GOOD! Dammit I can’t fucking wait! Announcement next week! POW!

1st rule of #TILAARMY: NEVER REVEAL UR TRUE IDENTITY!! We are faceless Soldiers of the night! NEVER REVEAL UR REAL NAME 2 WORLD! JUST ALIAS!

#TilaArmy is the new Illuminati! POW! WATCH OUT WORLD HERE WE COME! - RT

ONCE U JOIN #TILAARMY WE WILL ALL BE YOUR FAMILY FOR LIFE! WE GOT UR BACK ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, ANYWHERE! NOT A FORCE 2 MESS WITH! POW!

CONSIDER THIS THE OFFICIAL #TILAARMY FIGHT CLUB! ARE YOU IN OR OUT? MISSION & RECRUITING STARTS SOON! -RT

#TilaArmy soldiers can be anyone. Doctors, Lawyers, college students, Skaters, Ballers, Police officers…but nobody will know BUT US! POW!

4 now we will start off in LA first since #TilaArmy main base is here. Then after our first secret mission we shall go GLOBAL & Recruit more

And if U getting evicted from ur home & need temporary spot 2 live? Another #TilaArmy soldier will be called on Duty 2 take u in.

If a #TilaArmy soldier gets picked on at school, I call up the main General in Charge to send other Soldiers 2 take care of that problem.

nce u join the #TilaArmy fam….we all help each other out. Like if u need a new car, Another #TilaArmy Soldier will hook u up. Everything!

#TilaArmy Soldiers will have no face, no names. Just ur code name & ur ID number. Mine: Guerilla Skrilla Commander in Chief of #TilaArmy

… oh boy

That’s just a little gist of what #TILAARMY Secret Society will be about. Among other things like big secret late night missions & Riots.